.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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