walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
