Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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