no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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