im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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