I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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