he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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