new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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