Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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