I want to stick my p in your. b.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you are never too drunk for berry picking
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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