so explain again why im purple
no
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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