just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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