he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
