dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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