someone get that fucking seahorse.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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