I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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