I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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