No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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