I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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