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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(773): View more from Illinois

that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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(415): View more from California

Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be

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(323): View more from California

Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...

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