she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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