i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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