She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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