But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
