I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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