remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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