So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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