Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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