...so i touched it.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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