It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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