omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you would pick up someone in the library
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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