he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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