Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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