I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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