Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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