help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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