It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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