We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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