marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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