I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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