We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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