Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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