While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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