New invention idea: vibrating tampons
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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