Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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