And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just high enough for therapy.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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