Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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