It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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