I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my poor anus
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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