Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Randomize
