I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I understand Curling. That high.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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