I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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