Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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