Soap is not a condiment
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
