your room smells of hookers.
And success
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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