in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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