If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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