do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Help. Why am I so naked?
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